funny quotes

1. rome did not create a gr8 empire by havin meetings . they did it by killin all those who opposed them.

2. if u cqan stay calm while all around u in chaos ……then u probably havent completely understood the situation.

3. eagles may soar but weasels don get stuck into the jet engines.

4. artificial intelligence is no match to natural stupidity.

5. a person who smiles in the face of adversity probably has a scapegoat.

6. plagarism saves ti me.

7.if at first u don succeed , then try management.

8. never put off until 2morrow what u can avoid altogether.

9. teamwork……….. means never having to take all blame urself.

10. a snooze botton is poor substitute to no alarm clock at all.

11.when going gets tough, the tough takes a coffee break.

12. indecision is the key to flexibility.